So this is how things went last night when I talked to Brandon about playing tennis (disclaimer: I put things in quotes, but I have taken some creative liberties!):
S: "Hey...Julie is trying to recruit some of the younger girls in the neighborhood to play tennis"
B: "Oh no."
S: "And she said that she doesn't care how bad I am and that at least I can 'run' when the older ladies can't"
B: "I told you this would happen"
S: "But really, she said it doesn't matter how bad I am"
B: "Maybe I should get you some private lessons"
S: "Julie said she would help me"
B: "Sarah, you and your neighborhood girls have a really good thing going...do you really want to ruin a friendship over tennis?"
S: "And it's BYOB..how fun is that?!"
B: {sarcastic tone...more sarcastic than normal}"Oh, that will really help things for you..."
S: "Do you really have such little faith in my ability to play tennis...seriously, I'm pretty athletic?"
B: "Honey, I've seen you play....."
hahahahaha
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